Well, I've gotten most of the "bad" letters working so I decided it's ok to write another post. Indeed, there is certainly a reason for it.
I've been having restless legs for quite a while now. Dr, Rein has me on Gabapenten for it. It works most of the time but I still have nights where I cannot sleep because my legs are creeping me out.
I don't know about anybody else but my arms started to crawl as well. You never hear about "restless arms" but it's very much the same thing only in my arms. I'm lucky that I don't get both of them at the same time.
A couple of weeks ago I began having "restless boobs" and I am not even joking. It actually started a long time ago. I just didn't make the connection until now. After all, when your arms are at it you shake them out. When your legs are at it you kick them out. But boobs are differnt. They don't move on their own and it was a couple of weeks ago I shook them out for the first time. And everything popped into place.
There are several reasons why restless boobs are a hindrance. Mainly, as I said, boobs don't move on their own the way legs and arms do. You can't just shake or kick them out. No, this type of restlessness needs help. The solution is to shake them out manually. And just a jiggle won't do the trick, either. You have to get in there and really slap them around.
Another problamatic situation is that they can occur along with either arms or legs. It's a good thing I don't need my hands to shake my arms or legs since I need that skill to battle boobs.
As if these problems weren't enough, unike restless arms or legs, restless boobs can occur anytime during the day. I was in the grocery store the other day when it hit me hard. I managed to get into an aisle by myself so that I could take care of things, however, I'm sure they've got me on security footage somewhere. And I bet I look ridiculous.
Lauren thinks it's hilarious and I have to admit that it is kind of funny. I mean what am I going to do? I can let it beat me or I can handle it with grace. Now, I'm waiting for an incident to happen sometime when I can't find a semi-private place and am forced to slapping them around for the whole world to see.
And you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll be letting you know exactly how it happened right here.
