HELLO???

     I'm sitting here listening to the sound of the keys as I'm typing them.  It's one of my "new sounds."  After a couple of weeks wearing my new hearing aides, I'm still amazed every night when I take them out at just how deaf I actually am.  And how lucky am I to have a wife who was so moved by all the sounds we couldn't share that she found a way to be able to afford them.  Every day is filled with new wonder, hearing so many things I couldn't until just recently.

     All of this is even more gracious considering the fact that this place is employing customer service that is rivaled only by Disney World. I've been back twice for service meetings to answer any questions I have as well as checking to making sure every thing is calibrated correctly.

My latest new sound is the sound of kneading Sculpty clay in my hands as this summer's project is learning how to sculpt little hands.  After they come out of the oven I've been stringing them onto a chain and wearing them around my neck.  By the end of the summer I will have so many on there that they will resemble big puka shells.

     So that's where I am at  the moment.  See ya Next Time!

BOOBS GONE WILD

     Well, I've gotten most of the "bad" letters working so I decided it's ok to write another post.  Indeed, there is certainly a reason for it.

     I've been having restless legs for quite a while now.  Dr, Rein has me on Gabapenten for it.  It works most of the time but I still have nights where I cannot sleep because my legs are creeping me out.  

     I don't know about anybody else but my arms started to crawl as well.  You never hear about "restless arms" but it's very much the same thing only in my arms.  I'm lucky that I don't get both of them at the same time.  
     A couple of weeks ago I began having "restless boobs" and I am not even joking.  It actually started a long time ago.  I just didn't make the connection until now.  After all, when your arms are at it you shake them out.  When your legs are at it you kick them out.  But boobs are differnt.  They don't move on their own and it was a couple of weeks ago I shook them out for the first time.  And everything popped into place.  

     There are several reasons why restless boobs are a hindrance.  Mainly, as I said, boobs don't move on their own the way legs and arms do.  You can't just shake or kick them out.  No, this type of restlessness needs help.  The solution is to shake them out manually. And just a jiggle won't do the trick, either.  You have to get in there and really slap them around.
  
     Another problamatic situation is that they can occur along with either arms or legs.  It's a good thing I don't need my hands to shake my arms or legs since I need that skill to battle boobs.  

     As if these problems weren't enough, unike restless arms or legs,  restless boobs can occur anytime during the day.  I was in the grocery store the other day when it hit me hard.  I managed to get into an aisle by myself so that I could take care of things, however, I'm sure they've got me on security footage somewhere.  And I bet I look ridiculous.  

     Lauren thinks it's hilarious and I have to admit that it is kind of funny.  I mean what am I going to do?  I can let it beat me or I can handle it with grace.  Now, I'm waiting for an incident to happen sometime when I can't find a semi-private place and am forced to slapping them around for the whole world to see.

     And you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll be letting you know exactly how it happened right here.  

CAREFULLY, CAREFULLY

     Once more it's been a while since I last posted. This is because I have been short a proper venue for writin'.  I'm tryin' to write this without usin' a certain letter (which I can't disclose because it doesn't work). Let's just say that it is harder than one would think. I've had to rework every sentence so far includin' this one. The truth is that I'm surprised I've gotten this far.
     And, to be fair, it's been rather taxing.
       So, I'm endin' here... At least you all know what's been keeping me from writing.

(A few minutes later)
OMG! The key that wasn't working was the "g"
and now it's working. FUCKING A!!!!  

     So, should I press my luck and write more here or should I take it and run? I think I'll leave it here.

     Until next time...